Do you have chronic lower back pain? Do you avoid turning your head quickly because you're afraid you might hear a sound like three pencils being snapped at the same time? Well, Boris is the bot you need. Boris may look a little intimidating, but if you just close your eyes and lie still, he will use his electro-acupuncture fingers to gently stimulate all 372 chi-points on your spine before you can say "electro-acu-WHAT?!" His services are covered by most insurance plans.